
FILOU
Club Mascot
Official owner of the club ever since he wandered in during a trial class, inspected the squat rack and refused to leave. He has been in charge from his reserved cushion ringside ever since — evaluating new members on energy, attitude and overall snack-share potential.
Small in stature, large in ego. Filou is head coach for footwork, speed and mental pressure — mostly that last one. Three short barks means "move faster", one long tail-wag means "good work", direct eye contact means: more chicken breast, now.
Has never lost a fight, mainly because nobody dares to seriously challenge him. Specialty: unexpected counters, sudden barking mid-sparring, and convincingly ignoring anyone who shows up without treats.
BACKGROUND
- Weight class: lightly fluffy (officially unmeasured — refuses the scale)
- Infamous for aggressive stare-downs and a devastating left paw
- Only calmed by chicken breast, compliments and his reserved cushion ringside